“Never shall you find another creature less aware of its own annoying nature than a skremp. They talk too much, too often, and too loudly. Everywhere they go trouble follows them, or they create it where there’s none to be found. Worse yet, they seem to have an immensely good time while doing it all.” […]
“One minute he was complaining about the water seeping into his boots, the next he was being yanked up into the trees. We didn’t see what happened to him, but his screaming didn’t last long after that.” – Laurice Doven, Adventurer
“I traded them a blouse and three scarves for a bag of platinum. It was all very muddy, but still very spendable. I love those adorable little rubes!” – Scarlett Natham, Adventurer
“I wouldn’t imagine that there’s been a more clever insect created by natural means. But their confounded language is terrible on the joints.” – Izra Noggle, First Keeper of the Twenty-third library
“If the water’s edge be clean and clear, the danger there is mild. If the water’s edge be fouled with murk, keep both hands on your child.” – Local proverb
